Sherlock you’re precious
you’re going to frighten away all of John’s dates
except wait i don’t care
johnlock 5eva
The Importance of Being Sparkly
“Somebody loves you. If I had to punch that face, I’d avoid your nose and teeth too.”
-Irene Adler
SCREAMING
THIS ^
WINNING
^^^^^^^^^^
(Source: epistolaryconnotations, via wheresmywatson)
(Source: s-a-l-t-y-s-3-a, via 221b-aber)
At least skin is waterproof
the jubilee commentators on the rain

(via the-eleventh-blog)
(via fairgroundsoldier)
| me: | mom i got all A's |
|---|---|
| mom: | |
| me: | mom i cleaned the whole house |
| mom: | |
| me: | mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant |
| mom: | |
| mom: | is this your cup on the table? |
| me: | yes |
| mom: | you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i can't believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight |
There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.
Scarlett Johansson, when asked if we see Black Widow and Hawkeye in a romantic situation.

(via gottastaycalm)
(Source: helicarrier, via horrible-who-lock)
my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 years old girls who want to kidnap and rape 40 years old men
(Source: lookingforcastiel, via theladyem)
Admit it, you just thought of your OTP.
What do you mean it’s not my OTP?
The OTP test: Which ever pairing comes to mind first… yup, that’s your OTP.
Shit. It was johnlock
HOW CAN I STILL SAY IM NOT A JOHNLOCK SHIPPER!?Of course it’s Johnlock.
How would it not be Johnlock.
Is it possible for it to not be Johnlock.
Is this a thing that can happen.
And the Johnlock trend continues because I saw them too.
(Source: thatswhatthewatergaveus, via bbcsherlockftw)
I will forever love this woman. She’s simply amazing.
(Source: sexysouvernir, via girlypinkalicious)
I don’t think I will ever accept an award on behalf of so many people. From Ralph Fiennes to Helena Bonham Carter to Hedwig and Dobby and all of them, this is amazing! We had over 200 cast members and I wish they could all be up here with me now. Sadly, they can’t. Obviously, I share this award, in particular, with Dan and Rupert. Wherever you are, I hope you’re watching and I miss you both dearly. Just… thank you! I really, really appreciate it. Thank you! - on accepting Best Cast at the MTV Movie Awards
(Source: emmadaily, via social-anomaly)
Juliet
My only love sprung from my only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
Prodigious birth of love it is to me,
That I must love a loathed enemy.
(via thenocturnals)
(via hannahthomson14)




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